Rules of use
  1. The first rule of Diehl Club is: there is no Diehl Club.
  2. Don’t steal our stuff.
  3. Fashion is a Language.
  4. Wear What you Mean
  5. Vanity over sanity.
  6. No PR.
  7. The spectator is always right.
  8. You are never too old/young/fat/thin/cool/white to spend money here.
  9. If you ever bought Libertine full price, leave this site.
  10. If you hate House of Diehl, raise your hand
  11. If you still hate House of Diehl, raise your other hand. Keep ‘em raised.
  12. Right, now stay in the position all day. Sucker.
  13. If you are Lindsay Lohan or Kate Moss, call 212 358 8915
  14. If Duchamp can put a urinal in a gallery, then we can piss on a painting.
  15. The crowd that looks like you is not like you.
  16. Know everyone’s name.
  17. Know nobody’s name.
  18. No PR.
  19. Stay up late
  20. Kill your idols
  21. Not on the same night.
  22. Callow amateurs “lift”. Real designers clean and jerk.
  23. Steal this rule.
  24. If it doesn’t look good upside down it doesn’t look good.
  25. Download your t-shirts
  26. We take Visa. (And by “visa” we mean Lithium.)
  27. Everything can be fashionable. Except chinos.
  28. Brown shoes with business suit, or salad /$5.95
  29. No shellsuits when there’s an R in the month
  30. Invadar el Stage
  31. Fashion is a Formula. You are the only variable.
  32. 32 is a bad number.
  33. Everybody’s somebody’s fetish